NEWS: Crazy Sex Toys

Through my own personal experience, I highly recommed these toys to spice up your passionate sex life...or if you're a whore then to spice up that overworked vagina.

1. I-Rub-My-Wormie Massager


A personal massager who decieves intruding eyes by cloaking itself as a harmless toy. Just what I want - coming home to my kid playing with a worm meant for a whisker biscuit.

2. Oral Sex Light


Spelunking, anyone? Make sure to test this one out on relatives first...ya know, to get the positioning right. Nothing like wearing a headset while your eatin crabs. Honestly, if you need a light, you don't belong down there.








3. Mooing Cow Thong



Now you can truly satisfy that farm animal fetish. A little blood with your milk?