MEDIA: Classic

MEDIA: Seriously???

I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to feel after watching this video.

My first reaction

so as the asians girlfriend, one nite after work we were on our way out to have a beverage and i asked what did you do today? he replied, you will never guess! i was so productive! and i was like oh, did you get a job? he replied no, but something that i normally wouldn't do. i said oh, did you vaccum?? he said uh no. i said well what, what did you do? he replied, i created a blog. my response- what's a blog?

i am so excited about this blog idea and i hope that people take interest in his well thought out opinions and variety of topics featured. while slightly random but with an intelligent edge, i hope everyone is drawn to this blog as a place to learn new things and have some great conversation starters!

TIPS: Dry Erase Magic

Although going unnoticed by the general public, this plague has spread throughout millions of schools and offices across the United States. Permanent marker on whiteboards - nothing else can make a great day go to shit like having "nagger" or "alabama hot pocket" written on your precious whiteboard and having the prankster laugh while you feebly try to erase it.

When this epidemic was brought to my attention, me being the philanthropist that I am could not turn a cold shoulder like the rest of this heartless, conservative nation. So I am here to proclaim the solution: simply write over the word/s with a dry erase marker very slowly, then erase. You're welcome.

ENTERTAINMENT: Hannah Montana, Blu-ray Style

Impressed by Miley Cyrus' success in the music industry? Spend too much dough on beer and hookers to buy tickets to her sell out concerts? Have no fear, blu-ray is here...with a 3D bang.

The first ever 3D high definition experience will go on sale on April 19th in the form of "Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour." Yes you read correctly - this means full 1080p 3D video and uncompressed 7.1 pcm (pulse-code modulation) audio of Hannah Montana from the privacy of your own home. It will also come with a 2d viewing option, just in case your mind can't handle the true awesomeness of a 3d high-def Disney creation prancing out of your tv.

So mark your calenders for April 19th, teens and pedophiles alike. Everybody's doing it.