Monday, April 7, 2008

TIPS: Dry Erase Magic


Although going unnoticed by the general public, this plague has spread throughout millions of schools and offices across the United States. Permanent marker on whiteboards - nothing else can make a great day go to shit like having "nagger" or "alabama hot pocket" written on your precious whiteboard and having the prankster laugh while you feebly try to erase it.

When this epidemic was brought to my attention, me being the philanthropist that I am could not turn a cold shoulder like the rest of this heartless, conservative nation. So I am here to proclaim the solution: simply write over the word/s with a dry erase marker very slowly, then erase. You're welcome.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm out of the loop, what is an "Alabama Hot Pocket " ??

Asian said...

sure, well...if you didn't want to google it, its when a guy opens a girls vagina lips and takes a shit then fucks her.

sooo...there goes that one.

Anonymous said...

Well ! Ok, then.

1. I don't get where that would be the slightest bit pleasureable for either party involved.

2. Sounds like the making of a nasty infection for her... and then quite simply....

3. just WHY ?

Asian said...

why not?! jokes, but seriously i think to lube it up. i guess in case you run out of k-y.

Anonymous said...

Nah, I'll pass. Plenty of other things to do.

Anonymous said...

Ok, so let me ask you this....

(and yes I realize I'm giving way more thought to this than is necessary)

Could you use any state that you don't like, or is there some significance to it being "Alabama" ? And if so, Why ?

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