POLITICS: McCain Hates Children

McCain: My position is, it's not the reason why I'm running for president of the United States. And I think that two-parent families are best for America.

Basically, the interview sounded like this:

Q - So you are against gay marriage?
A - I am for two parent families.
Q - What about adoption?
A - I am for two parent families.
Q - Are you a gay senator?
A - I am for two parent families.
Q - Will you answer any question honestly?
A - I am for two parent families.
Q - How many times did you choke your wife?
A - I am for two parent families.
Q - Do you like Taco Bell?
A - I am for two parent families.

Welcome to McMath 101 where -
2 vaginas = 1 parent
2 penises = 1 parent