POLITICS: Stump the McCain

Ahhh...the dramatic effects of Alzheimer's Disease. Because of people like John McCain, birth control is borderline necessary.

For those of you a little fuzzy on McCain's stance on the important issues (aside from Viagra), here a comprehensive list:

Abortion - I'm a war hero
Civil rights - I'm a war hero
Education - I'm a war hero
Environment - I'm a war hero
Family - I'm a war hero
Gun Control - I'm a war hero
Health Care - I'm a war hero
Iraq - I'm a war hero
Seniors and Social Services - I'm a war hero