A Cedar Rapids, Iowa man was jonesin for some high profile electronics. So, as any normal person would do, he broke into the house of a women and stole her Playstation 3, PSP, cell phones, and video games. But he broke into the house of former professional boxer Derdre Rodriguez, who proceeded to chase him down with an ice scraper and make him her bitch. Talk about your all time backfires.
This is a warning to all the guys out there thinking they can just take whatever they want from helpless women - 99% of the time you can, and even snag some Cheetos or a watch in the process. But that 1% of the time you will stumble across that female boxer, weightlifter, or even Jedi. So just remember that before you score some cool shit for free, there is a possibility of getting your ass dropped by a girl. Do you really wanna be that guy?
Here's a link to the video interview.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
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2 comments:
jonesin is an underrated word.
i didn't know she was a boxer, that explains it. the guy was only like 16 though.
really? ha, they didn't mention his race either. it would have been interesting to see if he was mexican or latino. nothin like a little taco on burrito crime.
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