TECHNOLOGY: Feeling Stupid, HD DVD Owners???

For all you Sony haters (and I know there are about 9 billion of you) who bought into HD DVD format/players, your hearts and egos may have been crushed over the past couple months. Tear. Well, I take that back. Since you did buy an HD DVD player, you probably are oblivious to crazy things...such as facts and reality...and how awesome Sony is.

But it's ok that Toshiba pulled the plug, you may be able to get some dough back for your stupid investment. Wal-Mart (yes, that evil bastard corporation everybody verbally abuses yet loves to shop at) is offering refunds for HD DVD players bought on and after Nov. 1 07 until April 30. Needed - receipt. Best Buy is also offering customers a $50 gift card for a purchase before Feb. 23, even for the Xbox 3Shitty add on - you can even keep your useless HD DVD player as an everyday visual reminder of how stupid you actually are.

Don't even try to pawn it off to a friend or sell at your grandma's garage sale this summer - just bury it in the backyard next to your dead pet as an exhibit of your stupid investments. Jokes - I love pets. I have a little sister.