Through my own personal experience, I highly recommed these toys to spice up your passionate sex life...or if you're a whore then to spice up that overworked vagina.
1. I-Rub-My-Wormie Massager
A personal massager who decieves intruding eyes by cloaking itself as a harmless toy. Just what I want - coming home to my kid playing with a worm meant for a whisker biscuit.
2. Oral Sex Light
Spelunking, anyone? Make sure to test this one out on relatives first...ya know, to get the positioning right. Nothing like wearing a headset while your eatin crabs. Honestly, if you need a light, you don't belong down there.
3. Mooing Cow Thong
Now you can truly satisfy that farm animal fetish. A little blood with your milk?
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