The heroes of these real life stories serve as role models to us all.
- A women in Tempe has been charged will a felony for child abuse after leaving her 5yr old son home alone all night while she went out to a local night club till 4 a.m. After receiving a concerning call from a neighbor, police arrived to find the boy hiding under a blanket with tears in his eyes.
Seriously, this kid is crying at five years old just because he's home alone? That's a blessing buddy. When I was five I had three kids, two cars, and a mortgage. And what was his mother thinking? Either buy the kid some ice cream or get him a decent fake i.d.
- A 16 year old was arrested on auto theft for stealing a local fire engine and running it into a light pole. To make it even worse, he was drunk, resisted the arrest, and was in possession of 21 bundles of marijuana.
See, these are the kinda stories that conservatives love to hear - high and drunk kid does something horribly stupid. You, kid, give a bad name to those who love to get high and want marijuana to be legalized in the U.S. as well as a lower drinking age. Why can't you just down six boxes of pop-tarts and pass out like every other crunk teen does? This story cries for legal hookers - do you really think a 16 year old would pass up some fuzz box for a fire truck? No.
3 comments:
Hmmm, you aren't seriously promoting sexually abusing children are you ?
I understand that you are trying to be funny, but that isn't.
SO, if that is the case I ask that you remove the link to my site. It may be vulgar at times and of a sexual nature, but you'll never see anything that would harm a child there.
If I misunderstood the statement, explain it to me and I'll gladly apologize.
Sorry if that sounds a bit harsh, but it royally pisses me off.
no of course i'm not, just a joke.
sorry.
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