POLITICS: Bring the GOP to my town

In case you haven't heard, the National GOP Convention will be held in the Twin Cities. Now, at first I felt bad for my neighbors to the left, but not anymore. Minneapolis has decided that during the convention, bar hours will be open to 4 AM. It's gonna be like New Years for a fricken week. And do you know what drunk republicans mean? An increase in demand for male prostitutes? Well yes, but more importantly, drunk Bush twins!(seen at the right) The tabloid headline goes together so well too, "Twin Bushes fall in Twin Cities."

No matter what you think of our great President, you have to admit it would be awesome to say you nailed one of his daughters. Part of me is also tempted to make the 5 hour drive just so i can rip off Tucker Carlson's bow tie and shove it down his throat. But in all seriousness(not that that wasn't serious), who wouldn't love bars being open to 4 am, drunk 'christian's', and the opportunity to see if Ann Coulter is really a woman. I wouldn't recommend that last part though. So because of all that potential awesomeness, I am officially throwing Green Bay in as a contender for the 2012 National GOP Convention. Bring on the Elephants!